Over the years I have noticed that I have become somewhat“judgy” when it comes to handing out Halloween candy….I am no where close to the lady in Fargo, ND who has chosen to hand a child (whom she deems obese) a note instead of candy.
See, I have rules ……
If your costume is creative/adorable or damn right awesome = 2 pieces of GOOD candy (snickers…twix….etc)
If your costume is ordinary (I understand that the parents were too lazy to throw some paint on their face or check PINTEREST for ideas) = 2 pieces of candy …the candy that I don’t like (anything peanut butter/almond joy)
If a family comes up and are in some sort of themed costume such as superheros or cowboy/cowgirl/rodeo clown = 3 good pieces of candy …..if you bring your dog and the pooch is dressed up, the furkid will get a doggy treat and possibly a lot of unnecessary high pitched “ohhh my gosh how cute his he/she”.
If you stroll up pushing a stroller with your newborn or child under the age of 9 mths = one piece of candy and a look like “really?? I’m not an idiot….this candy is NOT for your child…cheap ass”
If you come up sporting a costume resembling Miley Cyrus or your regular every day clothes = the bowl of candy suddenly will disappear and I will tell you “sorry I’m ALL out”