They say that for your first anniversary the traditional gift is paper…. my husband took this info and ran with it!
This morning as I slowly made my way into the living room I noticed a grocery bag laying on the coffee table with an envelope sitting on top of it …..hmmmmm, confused and still waking up I went and grabbed his neatly wrapped present and laid it next to the bag.
“Happy Anniversary honey, go open your present” he said.
“Couldn’t wrap it?”
“You know me, when have I ever wrapped anything?”
I opened up the envelope and read the sweet card…..then I picked up the bag, looked inside and pulled out a package of toilet paper.
“Really? Toilet paper ?” I said confused.
“The first year anniversary present is paper” he said laughing.
He had sent me flowers earlier this week so I knew this was a gag gift…..but part of me didn’t like the joke.
“Well, my ass thanks you…….now open your present”