Thought I would share this fun post with those that may have missed it …..
This morning a fax was going around the office and I thought I would share it with all you lovely people.
The Evolution of Sex
– The first is Smurf Sex .This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you are blue in the face.
– The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
– The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
– The fourth Kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, “Fuck you!”
– There is also a fifth kind of Sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
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